I M A Real Life Santa
None of the group felt they could pull it off because they were women. then my wife brought the house down when she said she happened to know a fat man with nothing to do during the holidays. She brought a suit someone had found home the next day. To this day I still call it the pyjama suit—it was so thin. At the time I had a beard but it was dark and way too short, so I had no choice but to wear the cheap, ratty beard that came with the suit—I looked so bad!...