“While I was making those tough decisions, where were you, Governor? Eating again at the International House of Waffles?”
“Weird thing: an Elvis impersonator impersonating the commander in chief. Sometimes, Bill, you ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog.”
“You still in this thing, Henry? It doesn’t take an army of private eyes to figure out who’s got the temperament for the Oval Office.”
“I may not have served in the armed forces during Vietnam, but George Bush has been AWOL from the problems of this country for the last four years.”
“Only a failed ’education president’ would knock someone for getting into one of the best schools in the world. Ashamed of Yale, Mr. President?”
“Maybe your chauffeur can afford a 50-cent-a-gallon gasoline tax, but most working Americans can’t.”
“I’m still trying to find out if you were in or out of the loop on Iran-contra. As for Saddam, you weren’t in the loop, you were in his pocket.”
“See, I don’t blame this kid [point to Clinton] for dodging Vietnam: probably figured guys like you and your CIA buddies wouldn’t bring him back.”
“You can’t even count calories, young fella. So forget about balancing a trillion-dollar budget. It’s that simple.”
