”Who decorated this office space?! The carpet color alone is an atrocity 🤮. ” ”Saw Erik picking his nose in class again 🤢🤮” ”People who are rude and disrespectful to waitstaff make me 🤮. ” ”Can you believe this uniform we have to wear?! 🤮 I feel like fashion disaster!"

“Thought the morning sickness stopped after the first trimester? Nope 🤮🤮🤮” “Can you take notes for me in class? Been 🤮 all morning—food poisoning. " “Was feeling proud of myself for avoiding a hangover after last night’s party—until I stood up and 🤮 everywhere. "

”Just wrapped up my job interview. I’m not sure how it went tbh 🤮. ” ”Heading into my algebra exam rn. 🤮 I studied all night but I’m still worried. ” ”Ran into my ex at the coffee shop 😳 And he was with his new gf 🤮”

”Just took a bite of old yogurt 🤮 why do I forget to check the expiration date?!” ”Pretty sure I swallowed a bug on my morning walk 🤮 extra protein, right?” ”She showed up wearing the exact same dress as me 🤮 total fiasco. ”

”I’m staying home from school. Stomach bug 🤒🤮. ” ”Thanks for making me take that last tequila shot. Nonstop 🤮 this morning. ” ”I’m never riding a roller coaster again. Ever. 🤢🤮”

“Cher just texted me for the first time since we broke up 🤮🤮 I’m not ready to talk to her. ” ”Trying out for the volleyball team in a few minutes. I’m so nervous 🤮. ” ”Did you see Jeremy flirting with her?? Literally no shame 😤🤮”

“Staying home today 😷 I don’t want to give anyone else this bug!”

“I shouldn’t have had that extra serving of mashed potatoes at lunch 🤢”

“Ugh, I can’t hang out today 🤒 I’m pretty sure I have the flu. "

“Come out to the party tonight, Cara! It’s gonna be a blast 🎉 🍺 🥴”

🎢 🤢 🤮 : Try this combo if you’re feeling rocked by something either emotionally or literally. 🍺 😵 🤮 : After a night of drinking, you might text your friend this string of emojis rather than type it all out. They’ll get the idea! 🤢 🤮 🛏 : Use this pairing to communicate that you’re staying home because you’re sick or hungover and plan to stay in bed all day.